February 2012
49 posts
nucleur:
i wanna get stoned like in the olden days
suh-man-thuh:
“But you didn’t have to cut me...
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
Watchnoellelabelle:
super-hella-laced-up:
itsfuxinboomboom:
inhaleweedexhaleweed:
haha holy shit this is the funniest thing ive ever seen
the songs catchy….
umm….WTF!!!
Lmfao he could be a pussy cat doll but that was uber disturbing too
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
January 2012
28 posts
